Friday, March 28, 2008

RTA USA 2008: Nanuk in Nevada

This is the tunnel to the core of the earth. We have been asked by the
government to save the human race. We were like, "Yeah, whatever".
Then the president called, "I was like what up dog!" He explained the
critical situation and informed us that Nimesh's 2005 Camry was
implanted with a super secret microprocessor created by the Japanese
that could regulate the earths core temperature and we were the worlds
last hope.

There is a moment in everyones lives where you have to make the
biggest decision of your life, besides paper or plastic. For two
adventurous travels this is ours. We can't let everyone down.

And so our real journey begins. The road trip was just a cover. We
already stopped at Area 51 to get intelligence and pick up supplies.
Side note, if we told you the shit we seen in Area 51...dam!

Little did we know that Nanuk was implanted with a navigation unit
and he will be our guide.

So we bid adieu to you all in the hopes that our mission is a success.
Remember when they erect the statues in our honor that I am holding a
really really really big gun. Nimesh just wants to make sure his hair
is styled as realistic as possible.

With that I leave you with this last word of wisdom, "the".

P.S. - Since we are saving the world and all, we made one demand and
it was to tell us how "Lost" the series ends. And one word "totally-
awesome". Ok two words.

Amit out!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do realize we can see right through the tunnel...right?

Anonymous said...

you do realize nanuk looks like he is terrified of driving with you guys and seems like he needs to go back to the EAST COAST and hit up a 40 oz or smoke a doobie right? shame shame...leaving him in sunny cali....... JUST ME :)

Anonymous said...

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